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            See if you recognize this movie description: 
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            
            The scene is a snooty community in Florida called 
            Blue Bay. The most popular girl in school comes from a very rich 
            family, but can't seem to break her inheritance free from the grasp 
            of her family. Meanwhile, a trashy brunette from the trailer park 
            near the swamp accuses an authority figure of rape. When the first 
            push comes to the first shove, and layer one of the onion is cleared 
            away, it is revealed that Miss Popular and Miss Trailer Trash are 
            actually in cahoots to fabricate the rape as a means to embezzle 
            funds from the former's family. Even though the two girls seem to 
            hate one another in public, it turns out that they are not only in 
            partnership, but are lesbian lovers as well. Oh, yeah, and they also 
            enjoy having three-way sex with an adult male who is in on the scam.
             
            
            
            
            
            
            
            As the film progresses, we find that other people are 
            also in on the scam, including one of the investigating officers, 
            but as the layers continue to be peeled away, we find that various 
            members of the conspiracy have been keeping secrets from various 
            others, that still other secrets have been hidden from the audience, 
            and that many additional double crosses eventually ensue. The rich 
            girl will end up dead, as will the false rapist, as will a member of 
            the Blue Bay police force. At the end, a sleazy lawyer will turn out 
            to have a far more significant role than originally thought.  
            
            
            
            
            
            
            The veil is finally lifted during the closing 
            credits, when we get to see all of the off-camera plotting that we 
            were not aware of.  
            
            
            
            
            
             
            
            
            
            
            
            
            I suppose you movie buffs recognize that as the plot 
            of Wild Things. It is also the plot of Wild Things 3. You can't 
            really call this a sequel to the original for a few reasons: (1) It 
            doesn't use any of the same characters. (2) It may take place either 
            before or after the original. (3) It is basically the same plot told 
            again with new characters. A sequel, on the other hand, is a new 
            plot with the same characters. 
            
            
            
            
            
            
            How does it stack up against the original? Well ... 
            
            
            
            
            
            
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            The first film had some solid star power: Neve 
            Campbell and Denise Richards played the Wild Things, and they were 
            ably supported by Matt Dillon, Kevin Bacon, Bill Murray, Kathleen 
            Turner and Robert Wagner. The second film basically consists of 
            unknowns and Dina Meyer. Even Dina, while always good, is nowhere 
            near the A-list. 
            
            
            
            
            
               
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            A gimmicky plot like this only works once. The first 
            one worked because it was original and the plot twists were at least 
            somewhat unexpected. What is the fun of watching it again with the 
            characters re-named? It's like watching a local dinner theater 
            presentation of Camelot after having already seen Burton, Andrews, 
            and Goulet on Broadway. 
            
            
            
            
            
               
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            Let's face it, the only thing that stayed the same 
            was the plot, and the first film had a hokey plot to begin with. 
            That was part of the point - it was a genre film gone wild. Besides 
            the originality, what really made Wild Things work was the complete 
            swamp ambience mixed with sleazy charm and a lot of humor. There 
            isn't really much of that in Wild Things 3.  
            
            
            
            
            
               
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            On the other side of the ledger, a summary of the the 
            conjunctive abbreviations reveals that this film has more T&A than 
            the original and more F&S. Like the original, it has no S&M and A&W. 
            I can forgive their failure to step up the root beer content, since 
            the filmmakers did gear up the nudity and the hot girl-on-girl 
            action. There is even a lesbian shower scene. 
            
            
            
            
            
               
             
            
            
            
            
            
            
            Summary: Basically a re-make of Wild Things without 
            the fun, the originality, and the stars, but with a bit more sex and nudity.
             
            
            
            
            
            
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