Blue Seduction


by Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy; Greg Wroblewski)

Warning: Complete spoilers

Not for nothing is Blue Seduction represented by the initials B.S. - it's another straight-to-vid "erotic thriller" which is neither erotic nor thrilling.

In the erotic department it features only one exposed nipple which is seen in nearly complete darkness. Worse, it's not the nipple of the sultry seductress, but that of the frumpy, betrayed, 40ish wife.

In the thrilling department, it must have the single least logical "surprise twist" I've ever seen. Here's how it goes down:

A washed-up pop star is facing a deadline from his record company, after which he would forfeit several royalty streams. He must produce an album within a week, but he's written only two songs and no longer performs his own material. Therefore, within a single week he must find a prolific and speedy collaborator, then he must find a great singer to perform his material, then he must get the actual album produced in grueling recording sessions. This won't be easy, since he lives in a remote area of Vermont, which is played by New Brunswick. Somehow, miraculously, a beautiful female singer emerges at his rinky-dink recording studio and blows everyone away with her renditions of the songs Mr. Washout has already written. Even more miraculously, she is not only the greatest singer since Sinatra, but she is also a brilliant songwriter, and has conveniently already composed several great songs in the general style of the washed-up star, only better. She is willing to give him those songs for free, because she wants her big showbiz break. Even more miraculously, she also want to screw him senseless 24/7, despite the fact that she's a hot young tootsie and the greatest singer-songwriter in human history, while he is a total burn-out who looks like he should be living under a bridge, trolling for billy goats.

By the way, Estella Warren performed the songs in this film, and the girl can carry a torch!

Now ... about that illogical twist I warned you about. Are you ready?

The femme fatale, a musical genius combining the best qualities of Sammy Davis Jr, Mozart, and Marilyn Monroe, is actually not in the music business at all, but is a hit woman. She has been hired by the wife, who is ostensibly a goody-two-shoes, in a surprising grab for the life insurance.

I would love to know how the wife, operating from small-town Vermont, found someone with that job description and with only a week to go before hubby would lose all his revenue streams!

It must have been Craigslist.

Oh, the magic of the internet!


No major reviews online.


4.4 IMDB summary (of 10)


Straight to DVD



  • Estella Warren bounces around in a sex scene, but keeps her nipples covered.
  • Jane Wheeler exposes a solitary nipple in near-total darkness.



Our Grade:

If you are not familiar with our grading system, you need to read the explanation, because the grading is not linear. For example, by our definition, a C is solid and a C+ is a VERY good movie. There are very few Bs and As. Based on our descriptive system, this film is a:


No merit as an erotic thriller. Poor script. Not sexy. Almost no nudity. (But Warren does sing quite well.)