(1999) from Tuna
Warlock III: The End of Innocence (1999) is a direct to
video -- the third, and I hope last installment of Warlock.
|College student Ashley Laurence learns
that she has a family home that she is welcome to look through before it
is torn down. As she was adopted, and knows nothing about her biological
family, she decides to spend the weekend there, and convinces her dorm
friends to go along. The friends include her boyfriend, her best friend,
Boti Ann Bliss as a guitar-playing friend who secretly wants her, and
the July, 1996 lapin-lady of the month, Angel Boris, as a femdom, who
drags along her boyfriend.
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It doesn't take the Warlock long to arrive, and start
plotting. Seems all he has to do is get Laurence's friends to give her
to him, then he can kill her as a sacrifice to Satan. Bliss was
clearly there to give some occult resistance to the Warlock, and Boris
was there to show her tits in several scenes. The entire film is
slow-moving and predictable, but the nudity was nice, and sprinkled
throughout the film, so I stayed awake through the entire thing.
guideline: 7.5 usually indicates a level of
excellence, about like three and a half stars
from the critics. 6.0 usually indicates lukewarm
watchability, about like two and a half stars
from the critics. The fives are generally not
worthwhile unless they are really your kind of
material, about like two stars from the critics.
Films under five are generally awful even if you
like that kind of film, equivalent to about one
and a half stars from the critics or less,
depending on just how far below five the rating
guideline: A means the movie is so good it
will appeal to you even if you hate the genre. B means the movie is not
good enough to win you over if you hate the
genre, but is good enough to do so if you have an
open mind about this type of film. C means it will only
appeal to genre addicts, and has no crossover
appeal. D means you'll hate it even if you
like the genre. E means that you'll hate it even if
you love the genre. F means that the film is not only
unappealing across-the-board, but technically
inept as well.
Based on this
description, this film is a D+.
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