from Johnny Web (Uncle Scoopy; Greg Wroblewski)
|So many contemporary
interpretations of Shakespeare are coming out these days! Here we have
Anna Nicole Smith in this modern version of MacBeth. To the right, she
delivers her famous soliloquy:
"Out, damned spot. Come on, you
stupid spot, get out. I hate you. (Stamps foot)"
And then I woke up and it was all a
dream. Anna was there and Joey Travolta, and Toto, too.
Actually, Anna is a CIA agent or
something, and teams up with some former green berets turned hitmen or
something, and maybe some mob guys, and together they defeat some
software thieves or something. Beats me. Some explosions and gunfights
and Joey Travolta.
|The hit man's wife is
killed, and Anna's husband is killed, and they have a few moments of
... um .. consoling each other, and I guess we're not supposed to know
if Anna is really CIA or just saying she is. Maybe she really works
for the tattoed bad guy.
She has more identities than Colonel
Flagg on M.A.S.H. She only tells CIA she works for DIA so they'll
think she's DEA. She tells the mob that she works for the Columbian
Drug Cartel so they'll think she's really NSA.
Smith got naked many times. There is no good look at her buns,
but there is a very clear, lingering frontal in the shower,
and plenty of breastitude.
also breasts from Catherine Weber, Coralisa Gines, and several
miscellaneous background characters.
||Here are the relevant questions.
- Wanna see ANS nekkid? She does a
full-frontal shower scene.
- Wanna see a real movie? You might
try one with other members of the Travolta family.
- With their
votes ... IMDB summary: IMDb voters
score it 2.6 out of 10
guideline: 7.5 usually indicates a level of
excellence, about like three and a half stars
from the critics. 6.0 usually indicates lukewarm
watchability, about like two and a half stars
from the critics. The fives are generally not
worthwhile unless they are really your kind of
material, about like two stars from the critics.
Films under five are generally awful even if you
like that kind of film, equivalent to about one
and a half stars from the critics or less,
depending on just how far below five the rating
guideline: A means the movie is so good it
will appeal to you even if you hate the genre. B means the movie is not
good enough to win you over if you hate the
genre, but is good enough to do so if you have an
open mind about this type of film. C means it will only
appeal to genre addicts, and has no crossover
appeal. D means you'll hate it even if you
like the genre. E means that you'll hate it even if
you love the genre. F means that the film is not only
unappealing across-the-board, but technically
inept as well.
Based on this
description, this film is a C- if you like a tittie film with a
little plot behind it. The exposure of ANS and other women is
substantial, and clear, and there is some plot to carry your
interest in between breasts. It is a D by any other standard.
If you want a real movie, the plot isn't good enough to
justify the time expenditure.
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