SuperVixens is a Russ Meyer extravaganza.
Charles Pins plays a mild-mannered young man working in a gas
station. As the film opens, the large-breasted Christie Hartburg is a customer
trying to seduce him. Meanwhile, his large-breasted significant other, Shari
Eubank, is calling him and accusing him of cheating. She demands that he come
home and service her immediately. When he can't rise to the occasion, she
starts berating him. He tries to leave, but she starts attacking his prize pick-up
truck with an ax, so he drags her back into the house kicking and screaming.
A helpful neighbor calls the police, and an especially sleazy officer arrives,
knocks our hero out, and sends Shari to the hospital. When she returns
home, the police officer shows up. She tries to seduce him, but he can't get it up
any better than Pins, so she starts berating him in the same manner.
Naturally he kills her. What choice did he have?
Pins is the obvious suspect, and hitches a ride out of
town, but not before ducking into a bar run by the large-breasted Haji (Anyone
notice a trend here?) and drowning her sorrow. The people who pick up the
fleeing hitchhiker are a guy and his, dare I say it, large-breasted girlfriend
Sharon Kelly. When Pins asks to get out of the car, the two beat him up and
rob him. He is picked up by a farmer with an Austrian mail-order bride, the
large-breasted Uschi Digard, who seduces our hero. Pins barely escapes the
pitchfork-hurling farmer, and checks into a motel. Needless to say, the
motel's owner has a large-breasted daughter, Deborah McGuire, who tries to
seduce him. Pins runs, and finds a gas station run by (all together now) a
large-breasted woman. This one looks exactly like his dead girlfriend, and is also
played by Shari Eubank. It looks like our hero has found true love and peace
at last, when none other than the murderous police officer shows up with evil
I will leave the "exciting" ending for you to discover.
Those quote marks indicate that many reviews and IMDb comments praise the
ending. It is possible that I am jaded, but I thought it was sort of a yawn.
So, who should see this movie?
Let's not always see the same hands now.
Yes, lovers of large-breasted women.