Stuck On You
|Stuck on You (1984) is another early Troma
release, this one starring Professor Erwin Corey as the angel Gabrial,
come to earth as the judge in a palimony case with an eye to saving
|The film is a series of vignettes, some of the
couple and highlights of their relationship, others historical, and
used by Corey to illustrate his points. The film was intended as a
satire of current events and women's liberation. If the following
scenes sound funny to you, you are as demented as I am and will enjoy
|Virginia Penta is topless
while they are body-painting
- While body painting each other, Virginia Penta
and Mark Mikulski super glue themselves together, and hop past a
real estate agent showing the house across the street on the way
to the hospital.
- Mikulski works for an egg farmer, and tried to
increase laying by making a chicken porno.
- They call AAA to use the tow truck hoist to get
Penta's tight jeans on.
- During the opening introduction with Kaufman,
the subliminal message "pig fucker" flashes several
||Professor Irwin Corey was never a personal
favorite, and some of the humor was too low-brow even for me.
guideline: 7.5 usually indicates a level of
excellence, about like three and a half stars
from the critics. 6.0 usually indicates lukewarm
watchability, about like two and a half stars
from the critics. The fives are generally not
worthwhile unless they are really your kind of
material, about like two stars from the critics.
Films under five are generally awful even if you
like that kind of film, equivalent to about one
and a half stars from the critics or less,
depending on just how far below five the rating
guideline: A means the movie is so good it
will appeal to you even if you hate the genre. B means the movie is not
good enough to win you over if you hate the
genre, but is good enough to do so if you have an
open mind about this type of film. C means it will only
appeal to genre addicts, and has no crossover
appeal. D means you'll hate it even if you
like the genre. E means that you'll hate it even if
you love the genre. F means that the film is not only
unappealing across-the-board, but technically
inept as well.
Based on this
description, this film is a C-.
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