Greg has arranged a special tribute to Orson Welles. He has scenes never seen before that were cut from Citizen Kane, and he's flown in Joseph Cotten to discuss the old days at the Mercury Theater.

Unfortunately, for reasons related to NanceCo's 1989 tax return, Nancy has decided to do a tribute to her accountant, Don Weinfurter.

Segment Two: Nostradamus The great seer from the 16th century is back in a seance, to make his predictions abotu the names of Don Weinfurter's grandchildren. The first two are named Shenandoah and Cheyanne, so it is obvious that the rest will also be named after TV Westerns with memorable theme songs. Some of the predictions include "Big Valley", "Cimarron Strip", and "Rawhide".

Segment Three: Panel Discussion on Don Weinfurter

Nancy, Ron, and Death discuss Don Weinfurter's favorite way to eat Oreo's, and the fact that he always steals the black jellybeans at Easter.

Segment Four: "I Wanna new Job" Positively excellent home video with stunning professional-quality visual images all coordinated perfectly with the music. The only real masterpiece ever to appear on the show, requiring hundreds of hours of filming, planning, and editing.

Segment Five: Necrology Theater

Brian discusses how he got interested in necrology.

Segment Six: "Exercise for Short People, with Hans" Another clever home video. Because he is a kneeling man with shoes on his knees, Hans is able to contort his body in ways that would be impossible for a standing man.