Sugar Ray is Nancy's guest host for the day, and they do the entire show except for a couple minutes. Clips from older shows are cut in.

• Ray's New Career. Ray is back out of boxing and is now an art forger. He found that they can make more money than Mike Tyson. He has a few errors in his forgeries. Example: his alleged black-and-white prelim sketch for a famous Van Gogh painting has a Paris cafe with a sign that says "Good Eats"
• Ray's Athletic History. The highlight is probably his high school wrestling career, which he performed like professional wrestling, raking opponents over the eyes with foreign objects, and bringing a whip into the ring. Since he wrestled heavyweight, his bouts were often meaningless to the team's decision, being fought after the school had already won or lost. He colluded with another school to have them send a midget in against him. He hog-tied the little guy, tied him to a spit, and roasted him. (This actually happened in the author's life!)
• It is almost New Year's Day, 1990. Ray and Nancy play trivial pursuit, the 1980's edition, as a final salute to the decade. Ray's answers are a bit weak:

  What film star is commonly known as The Little Tramp? "Oh that's easy .. Joan Collins"

  What collection of lifelike objects does Michael Jackson have in his bedroom? "The cast of Hawaii 5-O"

  What did Robin Givens describe as horrible, beyond description, the worst thing she could imagine? "Oh I saw that, too, The Bob Hope Christmas Special".

  What is the only man-made item visible from space? "Raymond Burr's bathtub"

Guido and Brian do "death at the orthodontist's"