Because of a special clause in Willis' contract, he hasn't gotten enough voice work in "Look Who's Talking". The network has to give him more dubbing work, so he dubs in Nancy's intro. President Bush calls in to show what a good sport he is and congratulate Nancy on her 20th anniversary on the air. He's under the impression it's twenty years, not 20 shows.

Segment Two: Letters to Nancy

• Dave Vanderloop of 1304 Michigan Avenue, Chicago, writes in because his wife says all the letters to Nancy are fictional. Nancy tells him he is right, and that he is also fictional. If he had been a real person, his letter would have won him a trip to Paris, but the consolation prize for fictional characters is a weatherbeaten copy of "Martin Chuzzlewit".
• Someone writes in to ask if the National Enquirer story is accurate, about people turning away from sex and toward underwater spear fishing. Nancy research shows that it must be .... because of some tell-tale signs, like more and more women saying "not tonight honey, I have the bends", and the Reverend Wildmon asking 7-Eleven not to sell "Field and Stream"

With Van Vandervanden out in the streets looking at deserted buildings.

Segment Four: "What's My Beef?"

Bluto whines and rants about stuff he hates.

Segment Five: Saintly Father Greg

The holy man discusses how he's brought religion up to date at The Church of the 21st century, Incorporated. (A division of Nanceco Industries). His innovations

• Computer terminals in every pew. Pay your tithe, or just play Pac-Man during the boring stuff.
• Computerized confession: enter your sins, forgiveness and penance automatically calculated.
• Combine Church and brunch with the all-you-can-eat communion buffet, including regular liturgical entrees and new Mexican style.

The top story: Daffo found dead. It's obvious from the shape of the chalk body outline

Segment Seven: Christmas Fun

Film. Why aren't there any kids that have seen Santa ... because he has to kill them if they accidentally see him.