Film One: The Kings from Outer Space or Somewhere A parody of the Van Daniken books and videos. "Amazing facts, many of them true". All three videos produced by Richard Parker of Dallas, Texas Film Two: The Road Worrier In the post-apocalyptic world, he wanders the barren terrain in his vehicle, and wonders where he's gonna find a gas station, and maybe his hair is falling out
	Film Three: Gungel Fedz a Grognik Verna (Hi, I'm Grognik Verna) A conceptual parody of "My Dinner With Andre". Poland's tritest poet natters on interminably about something or another, which we'll never know because it's in Polish "with no irritating and distracting sub-titles".

Mr. Verna, from the film, speaks no English at all except phrases he learned phonetically from language tapes. He responds to pointed artistic and political questions with "yes, my pencil is yellow", and "excuse me officer, can you tell me the time"

Segment Two: Fast Larry

Nancy complains that she is not being treated with respect, and the show isn't what she expected, and she wants to quit. Larry agrees to accept her resignation since "Nancy" is simply a character "like Clarabelle", and that character can be played by anyone. Furthermore, Larry insists that if Nancy really wants big name guest stars and exotic locations, she'll have to up the production budget from the current level of fourteen dollars. Nancy abandons her point, and agrees to do the show as is, and to continue as host, much to the dismay of Larry and the crew.