Segment One: "If you build it" Nancy and her sidekick answer some letters, and Nancy keeps hearing a voice that says "if you build it, he will come"

The National Enquirer has revealed that JFK is still alive, and Nancy is the first to interview him. He is coming back into public life now because he can make big bucks as a commercial spokesman. Nancy asks how a continuation of the Kennedy presidency might have changed America, and he has some examples, like he would have lobbied Congress to allow 11 items in the supermarket express checkout line, and Gilligan would have gotten it on with Ginger.

Segment Three: Film - "Our Friend Money"

How all money in the world economies really go to support cockfighting. Canadian bills are scrutinized in the live cutaway, and the hosts discuss how the money pictorializes the great moments in Canadian history. The high water mark in excitement was some Russian fishing trawlers accidentally drifting into Canadian territorial waters.

Segment Four: Nancy has developed a new show, "Reading Just For Adults"

There are plenty of shows where the hostess reads cute pop-up books for kids, but Nancy reads for adults. Her first effort is condescending reading of a cute pop-up version of "Cry, the Beloved Country", Alan Paton's somber, poignant story about the pernicious effects of apartheid on South Africa and the dignity of man.

Segment Five: Film: "In My Life"

Directed by Richard Parker, song by Steve Henderson. A look back at 20 years of friends captured on video and film.

Segment Six: Nancy Builds It, He Comes

Nancy builds a ballpark in the control room. Hatless Joe Jackson (grandson of Shoeless Joe) appears, wanting to prove that he did not coach his team to throw the Little League World Series. His video suggests strongly that he did try to lose, especially when he made his players throw away their bats and step to the plate trying to hit the ball with frozen seafood dinners. Turns out it was all Nancy's dream, and Greg was there and Auntie Em and Scarecrow and .....