Although most of their mail says "you've already won", there are some real questions. Examples:

• Nancy explains that she did attend Woodstock, but was pretty far from the stage. When pressed, "pretty far" means she was in Vermont.
• The sidekick explains how Pete Rose messed up. Since he was a shoo-in for the Hall of Fame, he bet about a million guys a million bucks each that he WOULDN'T make it. Made out like a bandit.
• Nancy explains where to buy a pocket trout. Also comes in pocket mackeral and pocket Sally Kellerman.

Segment Two: Appleton Vice Young filmmaker Steve Klimko's project. It parodies what Miami Vice would be like in the midwest. The vice squad investigates library books. Nancy interviews Mr. Klimko, and his parting gift is the latest issue of Wood Digest. He's elated because it is the rare "salute to mahogony" issue.

Nice slice-of-life video. Nancy interviews the director.