Psychiatrist "Sleepy" Freud examines Nancy. Since he's never met her, he insists that she be hooked up to a polygraph to insure the honesty of her answers. He needs to attach the heartrate monitor to her chest. She demures, but accedes when he insists that he is a professional who takes no physical pleasure from such contact. When he attaches the wires, he nearly climaxes. The polygraph is attached to a simple buzzer so that the audience can tell when Nancy is lying. Nancy lies about everything, and Freud declares her a pathological liar and legally insane. She is therefore free to go.

Daffo's unsuccessful job hunt continues. He is trying lip synch in a local club, but his video shows that he is doing air guitar to a Polka record. He then tries teaching philosophy to pre-schoolers using hand puppets. When Socrates the mouse outsmarts his pupil and asks him to contemplate the nature of reality and illusion, the pupil bops Socrates with a mallet and tells him to "contemplate this, illusion boy"

The Lord has appeared to Ray Don and told him if he can't raise six million dollars by the end of the year, the Lord will call him home. Ray Don was also visited by the devil, but luckily his wife was there to lay her hands on Satan and drive him away. He doesn't recommend trying this at home without asbestos devil-drivin' gloves, available from the ministry for $19.95 while supply lasts.