Dragnet parody. "This is the city ...". Nancy shot a guest on the previous show and is being investigated by police Sergeant Tuesday. She's under arrest and hears her Miranda rights

• "You have the right to perform in big budget 1930's musicals"
• "You have the right to cha-cha with Fernando Lamas."
• "You have the right to wear a big hat made of fruit. If you cannot afford fruit, the court will appoint you maybe a couple of mangos.

Segment Two: The Church Lady With Nancy under investigation, the new host of the show is The Church Lady. In a spirit of reconciliation, she asks Nancy to be her first guest. "Now who made our little overly manicured hands pull that trigger ....let's see, could it have been ..... Satan?"

Segment Three: Church Lady Musical Number

Segment Four: Nancy and her lawyer, Oral Aphid

Nancy's charge has been reduced to aggravated assault because her victim has lived, but her case looks weak, as she shot a guest on live TV with more than a million witnesses. Furthermore, nobody will come forward to be her character witness except Manson, and even he finds her a little distasteful.

Nancy asks her lawyer for a recommendation, and he says "learn to play the harmonica and enjoy Johnny Cash concerts". Turns out, though, that he has thought of a shifty way out. He knows a corrupt psychiatrist, Sleepy Freud, who will make a cursory examination and declare Nancy insane. He makes her an appointment.

Segment Five: Pee-Wee Herman musical number