Play-mates of the Apes (2002) from Tuna
|Play-mates of the Apes (2002) is, obviously, a spoof on Planet of the Apes from Seduction cinema, featuring Misty Mondae, Anoushka, Sharon Engert, and Darian Caine, all of whom show everything. Perhaps the full script from the first 20 minutes is the best way to explain this offering.||
Interior of spaceship. Anoushka and Sharon Engert wake up, and do girl-girl.
NOTE: no dialogue because Anoushka barely speaks English.
Engert pushes wrong button, ship spins out of control, and Mondae wakes up.
Cut to ship crashing in lake. Mondae, Anoushka and Engert emerge in bee-keepers outfits. They find stream, and strip. They do girl-girl while someone steals bee-keepers outfits. All three are captured by apes.
Monday and Caine are in cage together. Do girl-girl.
Mondae, Anoushka and Engert are on stage in ape strip club. Consensus is that humans have no soul because they are unable to dance. The three strip and try to prove them wrong.
Mondae, Anoushka and Engert in front of cage. Do girl-girl.
And so goes the film. It is nearly 90 minutes of
girl-girl action, interspersed with short interludes of satire. Debbie
Rochon plays an ape doctor who believes apes are descended from
humans, and keeps her fur on the entire film, but tries to put the
make on Mondae. The ape make-up was rather impressive, and there were
a VERY few moments of humorous silliness. All in all, it is nearly
non-stop mild lesbian sex among 4 women, the cute Mondae, and the
robo-hootered Engert, Anoushka and Caine.
In addition, there are nearly endless out-takes, interviews, behind the scenes, etc, adding up to more than 2.5 hours of clearly lit nudity.
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