(1985) from Tuna
Cave Girl (1985) is a titty flick with some bad movie
value. A High School nerd on a field trip to examine cave drawings is
separated from the rest of his class, and emerges into the stone age.
He meets Eba (Cynthia Thompson), falls instantly in love, and spends
the rest of the film putting the make on her.
Cynthia Rullo as a cave girl has a crush on him and
keeps flashing her tits at him. There is also a locker room scene at the
beginning of the film with a half dozen topless beauties including
Michelle Bauer. Thompson eventually gets naked, but we only see breasts
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I am not sure if it was the nonsensical plot, the fart
jokes, the thoroughly obnoxious characters, the fact that most of the
characters are cave men who only grunt, or the complete impossibility
of the premise, but IMDB readers have scored this 2.7 of 10. The only
review available is eloquent in its simplicity and thoroughness,
- IMDB summary.
IMDb voters score it 2.7/10, bordering the all-time
guideline: 7.5 usually indicates a level of
excellence, about like three and a half stars
from the critics. 6.0 usually indicates lukewarm
watchability, about like two and a half stars
from the critics. The fives are generally not
worthwhile unless they are really your kind of
material, about like two stars from the critics.
Films under five are generally awful even if you
like that kind of film, equivalent to about one
and a half stars from the critics or less,
depending on just how far below five the rating
guideline: A means the movie is so good it
will appeal to you even if you hate the genre. B means the movie is not
good enough to win you over if you hate the
genre, but is good enough to do so if you have an
open mind about this type of film. C means it will only
appeal to genre addicts, and has no crossover
appeal. D means you'll hate it even if you
like the genre. E means that you'll hate it even if
you love the genre. F means that the film is not only
unappealing across-the-board, but technically
inept as well.
Based on this description,
with lots of breasts, and bad movie appeal, I
have to give this at least a C in the "tittie film" category.
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