Bye Bye Baby
Baby (1988) is the story of a married couple (Carol Alt and Luca
Barbareschi) who split and start divorce. Luca meets a beautiful
blonde pool hustler (Brigitte Nielsen), while Alt makes time with a
doctor she works with (Jason Connery). The four of them then play swap
around for the rest of the film.
|For such a sexy plot
outline, there is precious little nudity. We see breasts from both
women, and Nielsen's buns in dark sex scenes.
|see the main
DVD info from amazon.com
|Nielsen was nominated for a Razzy.
The DVD is very poor quality,
probably due to the original source material.
I can think of no reason
to recommend this film.
guideline: 7.5 usually indicates a level of
excellence, about like three and a half stars
from the critics. 6.0 usually indicates lukewarm
watchability, about like two and a half stars
from the critics. The fives are generally not
worthwhile unless they are really your kind of
material, about like two stars from the critics.
Films under five are generally awful even if you
like that kind of film, equivalent to about one
and a half stars from the critics or less,
depending on just how far below five the rating
guideline: A means the movie is so good it
will appeal to you even if you hate the genre. B means the movie is not
good enough to win you over if you hate the
genre, but is good enough to do so if you have an
open mind about this type of film. C means it will only
appeal to genre addicts, and has no crossover
appeal. D means you'll hate it even if you
like the genre. E means that you'll hate it even if
you love the genre. F means that the film is not only
unappealing across-the-board, but technically
inept as well.
Based on this
description, this film is a D.
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