"All Kittens Like to Gnaw" is a German sex
farce, most notable for an early nude performance from Edwige Fenech. It has
been referred to as The Blonde and the Black Pussycat, although I can find no
evidence that it has ever been exhibited under that title.
Two nobles are
arguing over ownership of a castle. They have painted a line down the center,
each occupying half of the castle. Two sisters, Angela Ott and Barbara Capell,
both virgins, arrive to work as maids. Both nobles are anxious to bed them.
They make a wager that the first to deflower his maid will win the castle.
Into that mix, Edwige Fenech arrives to marry one of them. They are too busy
to notice her, but fortunately a handsome visitor is all too happy to
entertain her - and the two maids as well.
It's a rather weak Euro sex farce. The laughs are too few, and
it's too dialogue-heavy for a film in German with no subtitles. On the other
hand it does have good, rare nudity from Fenech, so many will want to see it for
that reason alone.
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